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Last Updated: 18.06.2025 12:52

No, not a chance
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Why do you have to be 18+ to go live on TikTok?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Unacceptable again!
Still no good.
Which scene is considered the most difficult to watch in each of Quentin Tarantino's movies?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
How do I explain to my husband that my 19-year-old son has accidentally gotten me pregnant?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Next, they tried...
Why do men first look at a woman's chest instead of their face?
No go.
Everyone loved it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Do you regret being married to your current wife?
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Nuts and Butts
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No way
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
What is the gayest experience you have seen in prison?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So, the docs changed it to read
So they tried
Thumbs down again.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Then came..
Still no good
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
What makes cars from companies like Dacia or BYD appealing compared to Tesla, especially in Europe?
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
share office space ...
Freaks and Cheeks
Just Forget it!
Minds and Behinds